Contrary to popular belief, perpetuated by Hollywood and those trying to deny the stress of living with a disease that will kill you, the odds are very small indeed that you will ever be hit by a bus.
A sentiment that originated in use in the work place to mean "make sure your work is organized in a way that anyone could pick it up where you left off without further input from you" is often conveyed with the tongue-in-cheek comment, "If you were hit by a bus tomorrow, would we be able to pick up your work load". The hyperbole of phrase makes the idea stick on your mind while working, keeping notes, organizing paperwork, logging relevant phone conversations, etc.
that .gif is getting on my nerves now, playing over and over and over...
...but I searched the web over to find it, so enjoy.
Or to borrow a better explanation I just found from guy in the UK in 2007,
To highlight how dependent they might be on a key employee, businesses are often asked what they would do if that employee were run over and killed by a bus - and the answer would point out various problems for disaster recovery and business continuity planning issues.
I limped myself to a party a couple of years ago. In a conversation, which I did not start, about my cancer and prognosis, a friend's husband shrugged off my situation with the exaggerated idea, now misused prophesy, that he could be hit by a bus tomorrow.
Wiki.answers and ChaCha, in their wisdom and infinite knowledge, offer that your odds of being hit by a bus are about 2 in 1,000,000,000 (that's billion, with nine zeros).
While your odds of being killed by a lightening strike are staggering, at 1 in 2.5 million (rounded), your chances of being dealt a royal flush in poker on the first five cards dealt are a far more likely 1 in 649,740.
My point, in what turned into a long introduction to my actual topic, is that dismissing the fact that my disease will kill me with that stupid bus analogy is, well, stupid.
Hell, dismissive at least; saying this to a person with stage IV cancer just minimalizes their situation, trivializes their fears, and is likely offered out of the unconscious self-preservationist need to steer the topic back to comfortable ground on the part of the would-be supporter.
Still not my intended main point.
I've really had on my mind, for months now, a similar, though slightly less violent, idea about death.
A dear and long-time friend of mine was in a pretty severe car accident this year, resulting in knee surgery and physical therapy. She told me that while sitting in the SUV in the intersection, awaiting extrication after the accident, she thought of me.
(Like you, at this point I was very touched.)
She thought of me and how any of us could go at any time.
Go in this instance being a euphemism for dying, not a confession that she had just soiled her underpants.
(I felt slightly crestfallen at this point.)
Percolating in my brain since then have been the differences between dying in a car crash and dying of cancer.
Dying suddenly and unexpectedly, vs. a long, drawn out, anticipated death.
Before I continue with what will surely be a metaphor that I will take to the very edges of that proverbial cliff and beat it to death before tossing it over, let me just say, emphatically, I do not minimize my friend's car accident. It was scary, there was physical pain and damage, and was very possibly the worst thing that has happened to her, at least this year.
In a blog article I read this past month, or in a comment after it, someone talked about not comparing illnesses, or thinking ours is worse than someone else's. That has stuck with me and I am finally being able to work that into the practice of actual face-to-face conversations with people. Someone sits next to me in a church meeting and tells me all about her recent illness. That was a difficult thing for her. That was her current worst thing. She doesn't need to be reminded that I have cancer, and that cancer beats a flu in Illness Poker. The only place anyone should play Illness Poker is in a medical triage setting.
I'll admit I have been guilty of working my cancer IN to a conversation when someone is being a selfish pain (IMHO), or has said something just plain weird to me. The other night at the Christmas party, as I was sneaking out early, an older gentleman stopped me and asked if I was "the one with the cardiac hypertension". My first thought was to ask if he was saying I was fat...why else would you ask a stranger that out of the blue. I assumed he was a member of the congregation, who, while he my not have known my name, should at least be aware of my condition, or at the very least, have heard gossip. Maybe I need to start some gossip.
"No, I am the one with the metastatic breast cancer"...I said in a friendly matter-of-fact tone. Sometimes I enjoy a little shock value, I admit it. He was there with a friend, so did not know me, which still leaves his initial query in the ODD column.
SO, as I launch into my Fatal Car Crash vs. stage IV cancer death scenario, remember that everyone has their worst thing, and should be given the same concern and empathy as someone else's worst thing.
It is my assertion that dying in a car crash is not the same as Stage IV cancer when it comes to preparing to face the Grim Reaper. Anyone can go at anytime doesn't really cover dying of cancer. Implied in that assumption is that while anyone could be killed in a car accident at any time, Stage IV cancer death isn't really that stealthy.
If it were indeed similar, with a Fatal Car Crash in your future,
...You would know that at some time you were, for a fact, going to have Fatal Car Accident.
But you don't know when. No one can tell you when. The doctors won't even hazard a guess, but will quote you lots of statistics.
So, in preparation for that day, you take some extra driving courses, learn all you can about safe driving and how to get through the accident in as little pain as possible. You know there is going to be pain, and while you don't know where the pain will be for certain, it is on your mind ALL THE TIME. This leads to a certain amount of anxiety, which can range from slight to debilitating.
And even though you are a Super Positive Person, you may feel depression creeping up on you. After all, you have things to finish, children to raise, futures to arrange...and you have no idea how much time you have to do this.
This is true of all of us, but for purposes of our scenario, let's compare it to putting all of those things off until you are 85. You may have 5 good years left, or more, but maybe not, and frankly, it could be over next year. You just don't know.
You still have to drive the car that will kill you. You notice that the doors are getting creaky and harder to open and close. It seems like the tires are low every-other-day. The get-up-and-go has, as they say, got-up-and-went, and some days you wonder if a push might not speed things along. You notice your arms are sore from opening and shutting those car doors, and that your legs hurt from the times you have to get out and push. You've got a headache from the exertion and the gas fumes, and your back is beginning to hurt from all the tire checking.
You go to have the oil checked monthly, sometimes weekly, for analysis that may alert you to clues that the car is getting more and more unsafe. Every 3-6 months, you take it in for a full diagnostic.
So with your headache, sore limbs and backache, you realize that these things are not going to get better. There are ups and downs, but they are permanent residents. You know you're not the Lone Ranger when it comes to aches and pains, so you put on your happy face and make-up and go to your job and your meetings and your church functions, and most people have no freaking idea that you are positively headed for a Fatal Car Crash.
You find a support group, of others with Fatal Car Crash definitely in their futures. It helps to talk with people who understand. Some of them, however, insist on putting a ribbon on it, and hold on to the idea that someone will any day now invent the Personal Force Field that will prevent all collisions. Meanwhile, they haven't even thought about what the day of The Crash will really be like. Thinking about it would be dwelling, and dwelling on it would be negative thinking, right?
You may have a little fender bender in the grocery store parking lot. "oh my gosh, this is it..." is playing on a loop through your brain. The little jarring the vehicle took shifted something around, and you can no longer see over the dash. You must now sit on pillows which make you a) feel like you have the flu most of the time, b) lose a good percentage of your former cognitive prowess, and which c) make your hair fall out.
How long must I sit on these pillows, you ask. When will I be finished with this pillow-sitting?
Oh don't worry, if those pillows wear out, we'll give you new pillows. The pillows, and their side effects, will be with you until the day of The Crash. Some of the pillows have lesser side effects, like constant joint pain and the feeling that your rump is on fire, sitting there on those pillows, but those pillows will wear out, and then you will get to the ones that make you lose your hair and feel like crap. I hope you look good in hats, because for as long as the pillows hold up, your hair is history. But don't worry, the next set of pillows will keep you bald, too. And give you rash.
You try to go on about life as best you can. You try to function in your capacities as an employee or mother or a wife. If you are a single person, you start resenting a little that you don't have someone there to help you keep that car going in the face of these new physical limitations. Eventually, you will have to leave your job to be able to take full care of this car that you know will kill you, and the side effects of those damn pillows.
"Try to act normal, try to act normal" is your new mantra, as you limp into a meeting, on pain pills, using a cane. At your age; how embarrassing. How tedious.
Your car, meanwhile, gets a seriously flat tire. Bent rim and everything. You have to drive around on the doughnut spare tire, indefinitely, keeping your speed down and getting a new doughnut every 200 miles. This could get expensive.
People finally understand that you are headed for some disaster, what with those pillows making your hair fall out. They are kinder, more polite, more helpful. Even though there were times when you felt worse than this prior to the pillows, the hair loss is the Universal Signal that something is actually wrong, and you weren't just whining and faking before.
Your next automobile diagnostic shows that there are some rusted-away parts on the frame. This makes the frame not as strong as it once was. You have to curtail some former habits and activities, always keeping that rusty frame in mind. Those pillows are your bane, and the pain they cause you gets worse and worse over time. Your hair manages to come back in when you replace the pillows with new and improved pillows, and you are now FINE in the eyes of your community. They forget that you have this Fatal Car Crash in your future, and wonder why you are so hyper-sensitive about things like windshield wiper replacement, that nick in your window from a rock on the freeway, and those solicitation flyers that seem to appear on the windshield at every store.
You start to picture The Crash, and worry about how much it will hurt. Will your death be instantaneous, or will there be a long period of pain before you "pass". Will the doctors be willing to give you adequate pain medication, or will they wimp out about prescribing it because they will look bad, or because you might become an addict?
You're driving home from the grocery store. You've only purchased a couple of necessities, because no one is with you and you will have to carry them into the house when you get home. Between the cane and the constant pain, that's no simple task. You are going to try and bake though. You are thinking of how yummy those cookies will be, fresh out of the oven, when a big truck runs a red light and t-bones you in the intersection.
This is serious. You are in shock and surely bleeding, and probably have a concussion. The t-boning pushes you into the oncoming traffic where you are hit, head-on, by an SUV, which smashes you and the car something fierce. The light changes and some idiot manages to clip the back of your car and spin you around, ejecting you from the vehicle.
At that moment, you see that damn bus coming.
Yes, you get hit by the bus, but you aren't dead yet. The bus doesn't realize you've been hit, or doesn't care, and continues on it's route, dragging you along underneath. This really hurts. The bus stops every 1/4 mile, but you are unable to free yourself from the undercarriage of the bus, so the dragging continues.
Is this how it's going to be? You thought a fatal car accident would *BAM* be over and done with. You don't see it coming, you can't stop it, and it's supposed to kill you quickly, right? But here you are being dragged around town by a bus. You could be dragged around for weeks at this rate.
The bus happens to be on a circuitous route, so eventually, you are back at the intersection where you were first struck. The bus hits a bump, *OUCH*, but you are finally ripped free and left resting in the street. You see your car being loaded onto a tow truck. You see the fully-loaded tow truck start to drive...straight for you. You watch as the tow truck, carrying your beat up and rusted out car, heads straight for your bruised and bloody body there in the street.
As you lie there in your pain, you brace yourself for what you see coming, but tell yourself to relax and let go. At last, mercifully the tow truck brings the prognosis to fruition, and you have, indeed, died in a Car Crash.
The converse would be that if facing a death from Stage IV cancer were on par with an actual Fatal Car Crash, you wouldn't see it coming and would be dead within a week of diagnosis, if not immediately.
That's what I thought it was when I was diagnosed. The only people I'd ever heard of having Stage IV Breast Cancer had died very quickly.
The reality is more like being dragged around town, for weeks, for months, for years, under The Bus that will eventually run over you and kill you.
I don't know if this made ANY sense. It did to me, but it is now 3:00am, so my brain has likely been on auto-pilot for 2 1/2 hours.
Please discuss this post today and
for my next post, let's talk more about death.
Let's talk about what we have to do to prepare, and how it feels to know it's looming, from whence it will come, without knowing when.
Maybe after that I can track down some of the articles that have been written about what TO say to a person dealing with cancer.
Though, it would be more fun to talk about what you want and don't want at your funeral, and if you're doing anything commemorative while you're still here to enjoy it.
And what your thoughts are on that last few moments before you go.
Again, by go, I mean die, not take a tinkle.